House Work – a Wife Joke

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total chaos in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened. He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and ask me what in the world I did today?"

"Yes" was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

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Hahaha…have you ever experienced this, too lazy to do all house works and let it untouched that day?
Source: jokes.edigg.com
Picture source: graphicshunt.com

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Use Mobile Marketing to Promote Your Business

If you run your own business, you certainly realize that marketing have become an important role to maintain and grow your business. Marketing can be done through various ways. Mean while, the mobile phone industry around the world has grown enormously fast in the last decade. If in the past years you used to write letters to communicate with other people, and then switched to pager for a while, but now mobile phones have become very popular communication gadgets for everyone.

A few years back, mobile phones was still luxury things. There was only a little amount of person who can own mobile phones. But nowadays, most people can’t live without their mobile phone. It’s a common view now: in every place, you can see people that busy with their own mobile phone.

Since mobile phone users are enormous in amount, as a business person, don’t you see it as potential customer? The question is how to reach your targeted customers -mobile phone users- effectively? Can it be done at low cost? It’s very important for business owners to be able to save marketing expenses by applying most efficient but still effective way to promote their businesses.

Have you ever heard of mobile marketing? You should consider applying this marketing tool. With the use of the newest technology, mobile marketing strategy has been verified to be a cost effective way in revealing your business to your potential customers.

With mobile marketing, you reach your potential customers through their mobile phones. You can send various text messages that contain all necessary information on your offered products and services to customers. Next step, you must select a reliable provider with good background and can provide you with quality service.

It’s much suggested for you to use the best brand, Cellit Mobile Marketing, the leading provider of mobile marketing solutions for all types of business. They will set you up with your own 5-digit phone number for your text message promotions. With the usage of mobile Short codes, it will be easier for you to reach customers, wherever your business located. Mobile Short codes functions as a new channel to communicate to customers through their mobile phones. Isn’t great?

Cellit Mobile Marketing is certainly a way to improve your sales with less money, less time and less effort. Visit their site or dial (800) 790-6597 to get their help!

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Camera Critters: A Horse that Draws a Buggy

Especially in the week end, you can rent this horse-drawn buggy and then wandering inside the city (Bogor, West Java, Indonesia).

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Best Place to Shop iPhone in UK

If you a fan of Apple products, certainly you’ve been already familiar with their most popular gadgets: iPhone 3G and iPod touch. Are you still dreaming to hold your own iPhone in your hand? It’s no wonder, because iPhone is more than just a phone. It combines three devices in one: a revolutionary mobile phone, a widescreen iPod, and a breakthrough internet device. All that and more features make it the best phone you’ll ever use.

The latest modified iPhone 3GS is an absolute example of blended style and technology with professional utility and also more efficient battery back up. For iPhone and iPod fans in UK who want to get the gadgets at best prices and deals, I have good news for you.

You should visit iphoneprices.co.uk, a specialized Apple web site that provides best iPhone and iPod in stock. They also offer the deals facilities, such as iPhone 3GS Pay as you go deals and iPhone 3GS Best Pay Monthly Contract Deals. As a buyer, you’ll get much help with their comparison of iPhone prices. You can use this prices comparison to make your best buying decision. Make sure that you have chosen the best deal and the best price. You’ve not only shopped, but also save money while shopping! Isn’t it great?

For getting more detailed information, don’t hesitate to visit iphoneprices.co.uk, the best place to buy iPhone 3GS in UK.

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Couple’s Corner: We’re the Best of Friends

Can I call my hubby is my best friend? Hmmm, let’s see… Does he fulfill the criteria as a best friend?

No matter what I do, my hubby will always give me his support. Whatever you need, a best friend will have your back and he’ll stick through the tough times with you.

Best friend are one that can be trusted. You know that whatever you share with him – it is in good hands. There are no secrets between me and my hubby; we can share stories about everything, including our past life…

When the time is right and I have news to share, he gives me his full attention. Advice from him does not come without first knowing what I’m asking for. He always hears, listens and understands what I’m asking.

Feeling down or blue, a best friend will likely know how to lift your spirits and make your day. A best friend will have a way of helping you see through your stress and pain and discover the smiles waiting on the other side. Oh, yes, I can count on him to make me laugh and see the bright side of things.

There’s no doubt, my hubby is my best friend. As mentioned by Liz, marrying and loving our husbands and being their best friend is the greatest thing that can ever happen to us, married couples. I feel so grateful!

It’s my story, what about you? Visit CC to know other’s stories…

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A Dragonfly at Cibubur Lake

It’s time for Watery Wednesday! When I captured some spots at Cibubur Lake (Cibubur, West Java, Indonesia) that day, I saw a dragonfly near the lake. At that time, the rain started to fall…

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Best Lambo Doors for Your Car

Most people value their rides aren’t only as transportation means; it’s more than that. People often see a car as a symbol of someone’s identity, personality and life style. That’s why most cars owners like to modify their vehicles’ performance.
Modification also called as customizing. It personalizes the car to reflect the owner’s taste, sense of proportion and design. More often car modification is done just to make your car look better. There are many things that can be done to modify a car. Any part of a car can be modified and making modifications is a statement of the owners to express their personal style.

To avoid wasting your money by buying improper car accessories, you should deal with a professional. That’s why I encourage you to visit CARiD. With their best and helpful customer service, you will get a big assist in selecting the right accessories for your rides. Make sure that any modifications to your car are safe and won’t disturb the comfort of the vehicle.

If you want your car looks classy and futuristic, why don’t you install vertical doors for your car? Vertical or lambo doors are car doors that open vertically like Lamborghini cars. You can easily change it by using a lambo door car kit. A car with lambo doors is really unique and stands out from other kinds of cars. People will turn their heads to your cars!

Lambo door car kits that are especially designed for specific car models are already available. Try to look for ones that are specific to your car model. Don’t worry, if you search at CARiD, you’ll find one that match with your car. Whatever the type and brand of your car, they offer a wide range of choices. Finding proper lambo door car kit for your car can be a stressful experience; but it won’t happen if you get it at CARiD, the best place for car owners who like to modify cars.

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