A Happy Family: Family's Humor

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Cat Comic : Laundry Day Chaos

>> Nov 30, 2025

Laundry day is supposed to be simple—fold, stack, done. But not when you live with Ompel, a cat whose life mission is to claim every warm, freshly folded fabric as royal property. Matt just wants clean clothes… Ompel wants an empire. Let’s see who wins.

Made with the help of chatgpt

The Bedtime Battle No Parent Ever Wins (But We Keep Trying Anyway)

>> Nov 21, 2025

Bedtime Struggle. Made by Chatgpt

If you’re a parent, you already know that bedtime isn’t just a routine—it’s a full-scale nightly adventure, complete with negotiations, acrobatics, unexpected philosophical debates, and at least one moment where you seriously question your life choices. Welcome to the magical hour when children suddenly gain superhuman energy, parents mysteriously lose theirs, and everyone quietly prays the blankets will somehow do the parenting for them.

Every night, millions of moms and dads whisper the same hopeful sentence: “Tonight will be easy.”And every night, children across the world hear something entirely different: “Tonight is the perfect time to act like a caffeinated squirrel.”

This comic strips follows Alex, a 38-year-old father who just wants eight hours of sleep (or honestly… he’d happily take four). Meanwhile, his six-year-old son Milo transforms into a bouncing, dramatically inquisitive philosopher the moment pajamas enter the room. It’s like Milo’s brain has a giant ON button labeled “Bedtime Chaos Mode.”

Expect jumping. Expect stalling. Expect questions no adult is prepared to answer after 9 PM. And above all—expect to laugh, because if parents don’t laugh at bedtime struggles… we might actually cry.

15 Kid Quotes -Someone Funny Once Said

>> Dec 4, 2012

Anyone can say something sweet and endearing about children, but only the brave call it like it is. Children are fun, messy, crazy and flat out a pain in the neck sometimes. No need to butter up something that is perfectly fine the way it is.

My Niece

Here are 15 quotes that some of the greats have said about sweet brats in general:

1. You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. ~Franklin P. Jones

2. A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. ~Author Unknown

3. Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. ~Fran Lebowitz

4. Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. ~Franklin P. Jones

5. Boy, n.: a noise with dirt on it. ~Not Your Average Dictionary

6. There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. ~Ralph Waldo

7. Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. ~Robert GallagherEmerson

8. Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for. ~Jerry Seinfeld

9. Do your kids a favor - don't have any. ~Robert Orben

10.There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. ~Benjamin Spock

11. The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. ~Joan Kerr,

12. Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. ~Red Skelton

13. A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

14. What is a home without children? Quiet. ~Henny Youngman

15. In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. ~Robert Benchley

Author Bio:

Ken Myers is the founder and contributor for http://www.longhornleads.com/. He frequently researches and writes about a variety of topics like education, Technology, Health and many more.

Just Jokes

>> Oct 28, 2011

29 Months Toddler
A man arrived home after a 3 years duty. Then he found that there was an added family member, a 29 months toddler. Enraged, he insisted a clarification:He said, “How could you have done this to me! Did you cheat on me with one of my friends, was it Josh, was it Nathan, or was it John?"

His wife with a daring look said, “Your friends! Your friends! Don’t you think I have my own friends too?”

Genie Joke
A man was in a cave, seeking treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will give you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double."
The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions.
The man said "I would like a million dollars." The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars.
Then the man said, "Scare me half to death."

Little Johnny Crying
Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, “What’s the problem now?”

“Dad was hanging photos, and just punch his thumb with hammer,” said little Johnny through his tears. “That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother.
“I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t you just laugh?
“I did!” sobbed Johnny.

Mo and Jo
Mo and Jo were sitting in boat fishing, drinking beer and chewing tobacco. Suddenly, Mo said, “I think I’m going to divorce my wife …… she doesn’t talk to me in over a month.” Jo drank his beer and said, “Better think over, women like that are hard to find.”

Source:funny-games.biz
Image: allentry.blogspot.com

New Year is Coming Again!

>> Dec 31, 2010

Hi, friends, today I want to share some funny stories and pictures about New Year. Hope you can enjoy it!

Lecture Tour with a Difference On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.

'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.

'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.
'My wife,' slurred Daniel grimly.

A Bad Dream? Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'

'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.

At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'.

New Year's Day Party - That Never Was? As in many homes on New Year's Day, Janet and Nigel, a happily married couple, faced the annual conflict of which was more important: the football match on television, or the lunch itself.

Hoping to keep the peace Nigel ate lunch with the rest of the family, and even lingered for some pleasant after-lunch chat before retiring to the lounge to turn on the television.

Some minutes later, Janet looked in to see how he was and graciously even bought a cold beer for Nigel. She smiled, kissed him on the cheek and asked what the score was. Nigel told her it was half time and that the score was still 0-0.

'See?' Janet said happily, 'You didn't miss a thing.'

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Finally, Some Serious New Year's Resolutions : Top Tips for Men and Women

Men:

1) Set the goal yourself, rather than someone in your life dictating the New Year resolutions.
2) Make only one new resolution. Make our goal specific and personal.
3) Make a 'Pro' and 'Con' list. Review each week.
4) Make a commitment to do something new, rather than stop something old.

Women:

1) Tell other people, especially other women friend what are your New Year resolutions.
2) Plan ahead, make your new year's resolution right away.
3) Don't blame yourself when you falter. Just start again.
4) Reward yourself when you succeed.
Have you made yours? I admit that I feel rather lazy to make mine. But I’ll do it; since I need to motivate my self!
Source:guy-sports.com, google

Changing Life of a Parent – Just a Joke!

>> Nov 1, 2010

It’s said that being a parent can change your life totally. A baby’s presence in a family affects every family member. As you have baby 2, and then baby 3, the way you deal with the child also changes significantly.

It’s just jokes about changing life; that you will experience as becoming mother/parent. Don’t think, just read and smile.

Your Baby's Clothing:
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your pregnancy is confirmed.
2nd baby: You wear your ordinary clothes for as long as you are able.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes are your ordinary clothes.

Getting Ready for the Day of the Birth:
1st baby: You practice your breathing as often as possible
2nd baby: You don't bother practicing your breathing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't help at all.
3rd baby: You accept an epidural injection as soon as it is offered.

Diaper :
1st baby: You change your baby's diaper every hour whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their diaper every 2 to 3 hours, if required.
3rd baby: You change their diaper when others start to complain about the smell.

What Activities Do You Do with Your Kid?
1st baby: You take your child to the Clinic, the Gym, the swimming pool and the Library for story time.
2nd baby: You take your youngster to the Clinic.
3rd baby: You take your child to Hypermart.

Baby Sitters:1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter you call home 4 times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

How You React When at Home with the Baby:1st baby: You spend a great deal of time every day just gazing lovingly at your baby.
2nd baby: You spend some of everyday keeping an eye open to ensure that your eldest child isn't squeezing, poking or hurting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend some of every day hiding from the children.

Source: guy-sports.com

Ten Rules for a Happy Marriage

>> May 18, 2010

It’s just one another funny post, don’t take it seriously. But I love reading these rules, it’s so funny… For husbands, please don’t be angry (hehehe...)

The woman always makes the rules.
These rules are subject to change without notice.
No man can possibly know all the rules.
The woman is never wrong.
If it appears the woman is wrong, it is because of a obvious misunderstanding caused by something the man did or said.
The man must apologies immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
The woman can change her mind at any time.
The man must never change his mind without the proper approval of the woman.
The man must read the mind of the woman at all times.
At all times, what is important is what the woman meant, not what she said.

Source: guy-sports.com
Image source: moonskitchen.com

House Work – a Wife Joke

>> May 3, 2010

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total chaos in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened. He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and ask me what in the world I did today?"

"Yes" was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

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Hahaha…have you ever experienced this, too lazy to do all house works and let it untouched that day?
Source: jokes.edigg.com
Picture source: graphicshunt.com

Funny Sleeping Behaviors

>> Jan 9, 2010

We all know that baby and younger children (under 5 years old) need qualified sleep for their maximal brain growing. The amount of sleeping child hours is adapted by its age level. Newborn baby usually sleeps 16-20 hours per day, 2-12 months aged baby needs to sleep 9-12 hours in the night with 1-4 times having a nap. While 12 months-3 years aged child usually sleeps 12-13 hours per day with only once having a nap. If the child has been above 4 years old, she/he doesn’t need to take a nap again.

Well, are their qualified sleeping needs becoming the answers of these funny sleeping behaviors?

Sources: www.thosefunnypictures.com & cool-and-funny-pictures.blogspot.com

Funny Parenting Guidance

>> Dec 26, 2009

Please don't take all these pictures so seriously, just think it as humor. I just want to make you smile here...

Source: www.c00lstuff.com

A Husband’s Confusion

>> Dec 21, 2009

To start the week, today I post my favorite comic, For Better or Worse by Lynn Johnston.

I post this comic to all husbands that always confuse in choosing what kind of present they will give to their beloved wife in any occasion like celebrating feast day, birthday or wedding anniversary. The lesson is: if you confuse, don’t make the decision by yourself, discuss it first with someone that you can trust. Maybe they will give you better ideas. Hahaha…

Child Can Look and Act So Funny

>> Dec 12, 2009

Another funny post from me. I don't want to make you serious at the weekend. Have a wonderful weekend, every one....

Catch up the latest news... It looks funny; but I think it's an image; look at the big hands. Am I right?

Source: laughitout.com

Dear baby, you looks so cute (the dog, too), but you need to loose your weight soon...

Source : people.desktopnexus.com/wallpaper

Potty training???

Source: funnypicturefunnyphoto.com

Which one do you like best?

Child Can be Funny!

>> Dec 2, 2009

Another short and light post here. I hope you can enjoy reading it; with a little smile, maybe?

This is my true story. Hana, my nephew, is a smart young girl. She’s at her second year at primary school now. She likes playing riddle. It happened when I and my hubby visited her house two weeks ago.
“Auntie, what’s the similarity between Pangeran Diponegoro and Jendral Sudirman?”
Because both are Indonesia’s national patriots, I said,
“Hana, the same thing with both of them is they are our national patriots…”
“No, it’s wrong answer”
After several other wrong answers, I gave up.
And then she said calmly,” The right answer is, they are both don’t have facebook accounts, Auntie…”
I was surprised by her answer. Child nowadays…
-Lina-

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My daughter, Shaqira, has just been 2.5 years old when I introduced her to children games at computer. At that time, I was downloading a new game from internet.
“Mom, why hasn’t yet the game come out? Why is it so long?”
“Be patient, dear. It’s still loading…” I said that while pointing my finger at loading sign at computer.
Not long after that, Shaqira asked me to lead her to the toilet because she wanted to loosen the bowels.
She sat down at the closet and I stood beside her.
After several minutes passed away; she’s still quiet.
I asked, “Shaq, why hasn’t yet it come out?”
“Be patient, Mom. It’s still loading…”

-Wanda Wardaniah, Reader’s Digest-

The picture is taken from blog.beboxx.com

Husband and Wife’s Funny Moments

>> Nov 9, 2009

To cheer up your day, I’ll share funny things here. It can make me smile, I hope you, too…

Joe, the husband, is so forgetful. He figured out a way to remember his wife’s birthday and their wedding anniversary. He opened an account with a florist and told him to send flowers to his wife on those dates, along with a note signed “Your loving husband”. His wife, Suzy, was thrilled by the attention, and all was great until one anniversary. So, that day, Joe came home, saw the bouquet, kissed Suzy, and said, “Nice flowers, honey. Where did you get them?” Isaac Witty, Reader’s Digest
I don’t like exercising. Yesterday my wife said,”Let’s walk around the block”.
I said,” Why? We’re already here”. Wendell Potter, Reader’s Digest
The picture is taken from webclipart.about.com