15 Kid Quotes -Someone Funny Once Said

Anyone can say something sweet and endearing about children, but only the brave call it like it is. Children are fun, messy, crazy and flat out a pain in the neck sometimes. No need to butter up something that is perfectly fine the way it is. 

My Niece

Here are 15 quotes that some of the greats have said about sweet brats in general:

1.  You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. ~Franklin P. Jones

2.   A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. ~Author Unknown

3.   Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.  ~Fran Lebowitz

4. Children are unpredictable.  You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.  ~Franklin P. Jones

5.   Boy, n.:  a noise with dirt on it.  ~Not Your Average Dictionary

6.  There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.  ~Ralph Waldo

7.  Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed.  ~Robert GallagherEmerson

8.   Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for.  ~Jerry Seinfeld

9.   Do your kids a favor - don't have any.  ~Robert Orben

10.There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age.  ~Benjamin Spock

11. The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.  ~Joan Kerr,

12. Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime.  ~Red Skelton

13.   A child is a curly dimpled lunatic.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

14.   What is a home without children?  Quiet.  ~Henny Youngman

15. In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.  ~Robert Benchley

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