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15 Kid Quotes -Someone Funny Once Said

>> Dec 4, 2012

Anyone can say something sweet and endearing about children, but only the brave call it like it is. Children are fun, messy, crazy and flat out a pain in the neck sometimes. No need to butter up something that is perfectly fine the way it is. 

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Here are 15 quotes that some of the greats have said about sweet brats in general:
1.  You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. ~Franklin P. Jones
2.   A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. ~Author Unknown
3.   Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.  ~Fran Lebowitz
4. Children are unpredictable.  You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.  ~Franklin P. Jones
5.   Boy, n.:  a noise with dirt on it.  ~Not Your Average Dictionary
6.  There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.  ~Ralph Waldo
7.  Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed.  ~Robert GallagherEmerson
8.   Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for.  ~Jerry Seinfeld
9.   Do your kids a favor - don't have any.  ~Robert Orben
10.There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age.  ~Benjamin Spock
11. The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.  ~Joan Kerr,
12. Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime.  ~Red Skelton
13.   A child is a curly dimpled lunatic.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
14.   What is a home without children?  Quiet.  ~Henny Youngman
15. In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.  ~Robert Benchley

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1 komentar:

Jeanne, backyard neighbor December 5, 2012 at 10:05 AM  

This is a very fun post and informative as well. Your suggestions for vacations are good and the children's statements are so right on. Loved them
Hugs, Jeanne

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